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What would the world (if not the universe) be like if it worked your (characters') way? Would it be a self-sustaining utopia, a cartoonish surreality or even a bureaucratic nightmare where only those with forms filed in quadruplicate continue to exist (much less thrive)?

How would your character(s) (or even your favorite licensed ones) react to small changes in his/her/their anatomy? Would Creepie Creecher make a good fairy? Would the various superheroines and villainesses learn to enjoy their boobhands or velcro lips?

How would you interpret a Goddess of Fetishes who

- can grant your every wish
- will gladly obey your every command
- knows how to fulfill your every whim, desire, fetish and fantasy
- wants to reward humanity (if not all life) for its 'loyalty'

May these inquiries fan the flames of your imagination.

*goes back to pondering possible crossovers and the 'ships' they allow to 'sail'*
If our fondest wishes were truly granted, would any of us be happy?
No oppression, greed, corruption - life would be a lot less crappy
There would be no (radioactive) pollution, extinct animals would, again, roam
Everyone would have a household, noone need ever be alone

We work hard for what have and/or goals we move(d) toward
yet there are some things we cannot receive as payment or reward
If we could fly, reshape ourselves, visit all that we could see,
would we, all desires fulfilled, smile openly?

(Perhaps, as the days pass, we shall see)

Enjoy the holidays, folks.
A couple of weeks ago, my family had to move to a new location. From a house that my family and I have lived in for 41 years, we (along with my sister's small family) relocated into a two story home in a forested area and, although the scenery is nice, the discovery of baby birds in the new kitchen's overhead fan have made life...interesting. ^^;

Preparing for the move wasn't easy - because the large transportation boxes that we'd rented had a limited amount of space to fill, my family and I had to sell, if not give away, some of our things. Many of my hand-me-overs were things from my childhood, an electronic Merlin here, a box of GoBots (and other robots) there - they were able to find a good home at toy shop in a nearby town, if not a place of honor in the owner's Toy Museum.

The biggest things that I gave away were books that I hadn't read in years but purchased to fulfill at least one of my childhood dreams. Building my own video game(s) never panned out and I never did make a good animated cartoon but, should anyone need a script or a few character imitations, I'd be available should I ever lose the employment that I settled for in my need to keep a roof over my head.

But I digress. ^^;

Once we had arrived at our new home, we had discovered other 'pleasant surprises' - the old owners had to return the home's internet modems to their internet provider so we had to call in someone to install new equipment. This proved difficult when we found out that the phone company we used, for whatever reason, couldn't be bothered to transfer our phone number to the new address. We were able, through the use of my father's 'emergency' cell phone and the intervention of a competent person or two, to get internet access and two land lines into our new residence but it took several days. :no:

What happened to businesses, mush less people, taking pride in their work? Have we become so determined to get the biggest piece(s) of Life's pie that we forget (usually to thank/honor) the people who made such a tasty treat possible? Has the world at large become so tainted by corporate and political (if not religious) bungling that we have complacent to its troubles and resigned ourselves to scraping together what little we can from the crumbs we (will soon) have left?

We still have our dreams, I suppose...

I would still like to play (if not make) a game that:

- pays homage to the cartoons/anime of my childhood (if not to the creativity of its fans)
- pushes the design team's creativity to its limits and beyond (particularly when it comes to female character designs)
- builds/improves upon the greatness that made 'close calls' like Planescape:Torment and Grim Fandango memorable

I would also like to read a book or watch an animated (adult) film/series that

- caters to readers'/viewers' fetishes (genies/wish fulfillment, aliens/monsters, transformations, mouthless girls, etc)
- allowed them to explore the consequences (good and bad) of various alterations
- didn't punish its main or supporting characters unnecessarily (let them enjoy the changes that occur)

My (current) 'perfect woman' is a reasonably pretty and intelligent gag fetishist who keeps her mouth closed as much as possible, is willing to try (strange) new things and managed to build a life for herself (if not improve the quality of life for others) by doing what she loved.

Still, that's unreasonable expectations for you. ^^;

Here's hoping that things improve (or, at least, become more tolerable) over the course (and blistering heat) of the summer months.

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Paul Hoffmann
Canada
Current Residence: Victoria, BC, Planet Earth
Favourite genre of music: Pop, game music (instrumental)
Favourite style of art: will also vary
Operating System: Windows XP Pro
MP3 player of choice: WinAmp 5
Wallpaper of choice: None
Favourite cartoon character: Daria Morgendorffer
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What would the world (if not the universe) be like if it worked your (characters') way? Would it be a self-sustaining utopia, a cartoonish surreality or even a bureaucratic nightmare where only those with forms filed in quadruplicate continue to exist (much less thrive)?

How would your character(s) (or even your favorite licensed ones) react to small changes in his/her/their anatomy? Would Creepie Creecher make a good fairy? Would the various superheroines and villainesses learn to enjoy their boobhands or velcro lips?

How would you interpret a Goddess of Fetishes who

- can grant your every wish
- will gladly obey your every command
- knows how to fulfill your every whim, desire, fetish and fantasy
- wants to reward humanity (if not all life) for its 'loyalty'

May these inquiries fan the flames of your imagination.

*goes back to pondering possible crossovers and the 'ships' they allow to 'sail'*

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PokemonDigimongirl Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Hello.
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ChainsawGenie Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Thanks for the message, Momoyoy, but it looks like you and a lot of others got scammed. 9_9

If there was a God (or Goddess or Flying Spaghetti Monster), I think the world would be far better off than it currently is (for all of our wishes will have been granted).

The ways of the universe are a mystery wrapped in an enigma too complex for the explanations of Man (or Woman, for that matter).

Until human stupidity becomes a thing of the past, douse thyself in kitten videos and hope that my wish granting abilities venture far beyond the internet.

May your first crush arrive voluntarily wrapped in bandages. :aww:
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Volador-N7 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave.
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devilkais Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Hello Paul , welcome to the funnyhouse ! [link]
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Speedvore Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: ^^
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ChainsawGenie Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
You're quite welcome. :aww:
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Momoyoy Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
I hope you like this. [link] and yes, the red headed girl is Quin.
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ChainsawGenie Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
I do. Thank you for requesting it. :aww:

It's not every day that such bitter/sweet endings occur to the most deserving people. :mwahaha:

(Then again, that show has enough depth to allow almost any type of fanfic...)

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[Quinn Morgendorffer goes over to her closet]
[and opens it to reveal stacks of medical bandages]

Quinn: Uh, mom...where did you put my clothes?

[The sterile strands leap from their storage space]
[and being to snare the teenage trollop in their meshy clutches]
[Within moments, the new mummy is squirming around the floor,]
[mumbling in vain]

[The camera pans out to two girls and a magical 'iWish' device]

Jane: I'd say that's a wrap.
Daria: Too bad it'll never happen.

[A mummified Quinn drags herself by Daria's bedroom door]
[The two girls look surprised]
[and then smirk evilly at their wonderful, awful ideas]

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Keep up the good work, my friend.
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Momoyoy Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
Check out my newest picture.
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